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THE GREATEST THING EVER WRITTEN, OMG!

( crackwhores killed by sheer power of FORCE )

Of course, Zoot wrote it, which is why I've nursed this jealousy toward her all these ETERNAL YEARS!

Srsly, the best thing evah.

Thank goodness for Yahoo! never throwing away your mailing lists. Lair_Fic is still all there, along with tons of hilarious -- and awesome -- TPM stuff we never published outside of our archive.

Yaddle moved toward Yoda, still focused, still concentrating.

"Go," Yarael insisted, "I will stay and try to stop him, but the children
must be protected from this. The Force alone knows what he will do when he
has finished here."

Adi Gallia tugged at his arm, he moved toward the door and the battle of
wills had so absorbed everyone else that their movement went unnoticed.

Yaddle stood straight, one hand still outstretched in accusation, but one ear
drooped, her breathing was audible from the door; he pressed the control and
Adi went through first, he paused and look back to see Yaddle's other ear tip
backward and then, horribly, she simply exploded.

OMG IT'S STILL GREAT!

(This is all okay because Yoda marries Yaddle in the Exiles: Journals, after proposing for 300 years. We're not completely heartless.)

( gonna cut you )

This could be my unlocked, annoying journal.

When is BSG coming back on the air? Who will be fat in the season opener next year? The world wonders!